Never Established

From this point forward, we will be cleansing, toning, moisturising, exfoliating, shaving, waxing, buffing, and primping — many of these daily — until winter shows her refreshing face. We will use products to make us look like we’ve got ‘beach tousled’ hair…and more products to stop us from really having beach tousled hair. For those that didn’t start waxing their legs in winter…too late, the razor is now your best friend. There will be layers of fake tan followed by sunscreen (because real tans are bad), artless hair that took hours to achieve, flawless complexions that have 6 layers of makeup…

Don’t you just love Summer?