…only it’s me and Out of Control would be more likely to be ‘a little less in control than expected’, haha.
So basically, I’m currently in my second week of University, and my third week of being in Sydney, having also completed O Week. O Week, by the way, was brilliant. Let me just run you through it:
Sunday: Arrived at college. It was a ‘dry’ night so there was no drinking during the session, only before and after. [Welcome to College, lol.] We had to play the most ridiculous games — the toothpick game (only instead of getting to use our hands, we had to pass it using only our mouths and the toothpicks, lol), a stupid one involving brooms and poster holders, etc.
Monday: The ‘official’ day; we got briefed on stuff I don’t really remember, then they had a live band and provided alcohol. We had UDLs (until they ran out!) and punch. First lesson of college; don’t. drink. the. punch. Despite claims, it is not a ‘mix of several ingredients’, it is, in fact, two: goon and cordial.
Tuesday: The Scavenger Hunt
On Tuesday, we ran around being dickheads all day. We had to go on a scavenger hunt and gather clues etc, and at each stop we had a ‘task’ to complete. Our first stop was Fortunes of War, the apparent oldest pub in Sydney. There we had to get 3 phone numbers: the barperson’s, the security guards, and of a person over 75. We got two; sadly there was no security or bouncers on duty at 11 in the morning.
From there we got sent to Jacksons on George, where we had to have an emu shot. Basically, an emu shot consists of standing at the table, holding your chest (girls) or pinching your nipples (boys) and bending down, fitting your mouth around the shot glass and sculling it without using your hands. And interesting experience. Pity they didn’t tell us what the shot was; a man shot, consisting of tequila and tebasco sauce. Don’t try it, by the way. And if someone offers you a cement mixer, say no to that, too.
After that we got sent to where the white fat lady sings. Obviously the Opera House, for you slow ones. When we were there, we had to go up to a tourist and ask, completely seriously, where the Opera House was. … Mine didn’t speak english and it was a little difficult, be we got there.
Then we had to go to the botanic gardens near the con, and when we got there the girl says, “See those runners? You need to follow them, yelling encouragement”; so we followed the runners, cheering, yelling and shouting for them. I don’t think they minded, to be honest.
After that we went to Hyde Park and made a human pyramid. From there we got sent to ‘the biggest erection in sydney’; centrepoint tower. We got given a “Free Hugs” sign [a la Sick Puppies] and had to hug at least 4 people. I got three and then ran into the O-Weekers from Robert Menzies College, and we traded free hugs for us to do the chicken dance in the middle of centrepoint shopping centre.
Then we got sent to QVB, and we had to give people piggy backs across the roads outside it.
Finally, we went to the Chinese Gardens and had to convince someone to pretend to be our aerobics instructor, which was…interesting to say the least.
Wednesday
was our harbour cruise, and we got $2 beer and wine [or $1 coke, in my case] and we got to see the Harbour at night, which was gorgeous.
Thursday was chill out day, and Friday I had academic orientation so I couldn’t go to the beach with everyone else.
So that was my O Week, and since then it’s been quite a lot of work with quite a bit of sleeping, too. XD